This Sign Hangs in our Station Bathroom.....HILARIOUS!

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Greg Kretschmar

Greg Kretschmar

The "Godfather".

Thats what they call me. Some even say there's a "Soprano" resemblance. I dont see it. I've been doing mornings here since 1987. In radio years, that qualifies me to be a Jurassic Park exhibit, I think. But having Blacksmith, Roadkill, Laura, and Kelly there each morning keeps it fun. We hope it does for you too....

As for me - I'm just a normal guy in an abnormal job. I've got a great wife, 2 great kids, and a job that lets me play for a living. Yeah, that doesn't suck.....

Hope you enjoy the page- and if you got questions - then ask em! I'll try to answer all of em once I get em!

And keep checking back - because I add stuff all the time.

Email me: greg@morningbuzz.com

Best,
g

On Air Details

Greg and the Morning Buzz: Me, Andy Blacksmith, Scott "Roadkill" McMullen, Laura Boyce and Kelly Brown. 5:30am-10am. The Rock Station 100.3 WHEB, Portsmouth NH, Rock 101 WGIR-FM Manchester, The Hawk 104.9 Meredith/Laconia, and KOOL-93.9FM in Lebanon NH, and KOOL 96.3 in Keene. Tune in - join the family!

Personality Contacts

Best way to reach me: greg@morningbuzz.com

Personality Bio

Heres some random stuff about me, in no particular order:

Im a normal guy , in an abnormal job. I'm a NH guy, born and raised. I have a wife (Valerie) and two kids (Caitlin and Tyler) - and because of them, Im the luckiest guy in the world. UNH Graduate (84) and proud of it. I was the audio/visual aide in high school - so if you're overhead projector needed fixin' - I got the call over the p.a. (Mad props to all my A/V geeks out there!) I've been doing mornings since 1987 - and believe it or not - I still really enjoy it. Its great getting to come in to work everyday- work with the people I do, and talking to and with all of you tuning in! We try to make the show like you were entering into your living room, and all of your friends are there. Its casual, fluid, and sometimes famous people drop in. Relax....and pull up a chair. Welcome.

Things and people Im a fan of: Sinatra, The UNH Wildcats, the Sox-Patriots-Bruins, fried clams, U2, photography, racing, The Beatles, Larry the Cable Guy, Shephards Pie (with cream corn. any other way is communist), Tom Bergeron, Aerosmith, Bobby Orr, Carlton Fisk, Dale Jr, youth sports, Dan Brown, reading the Sunday papers out on the deck on a Sunday morning, coffee - not the fancy shit.....just coffee, making a difference, Field of Dreams, The Office, Old School, A Mighty Wind, Blacksmith, Roadkill, Laura and Kelly.

Things Im NOT a fan of: Clowns - I hate em ("We all float down here") . Door to door salesman (sorry bro, I dont come to your house and broadcast in your living room during dinner, do I?). Crazy pet people (ie: people with 5 cats). Blue Toothers who never take off their earpiece (its not cool, Gordon Gekko - its pretentious). Cheese (except on nachos and pizza). Negative people (you know, who hate and criticize everything), and Those who are more concerned with what they dont have - and forgetting about the things they do have. Trust me, theres more - but i'll keep it short!

Oh yeah - one more: The kid who played "Beans" on the show "Even Stevens". I hate that kid. I know. Its not right....but its true. I cant hide it.

Bottom line is, I get up in the morning, and go to a job I enjoy doing, and when its done - I come home to my family. Dont get any better than that, does it?

Greg's "NH CHRONICLE" Segment from WMUR-TV Channel 9

Personality Links

Some sites I spend time on:
Morning Buzz
Buzz Facebook Page
Drudge Report
MSNBC
Nascar.com
UNH Wildcats
Hockey East
Manchester Monarchs

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Breitbart
Live Leak (videos)

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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

This sign is funny to me for two reasons:

1. Who the HELL is flushing a toilet with their damn foot?? I'll tell you who - A GERMOPHOBE! Germophobes "dont want to touch anyyyyhthing!!! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Get over it - use your hands like every other human being - then WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! Its hilarious and sad to think a sign like this would ever need to be posted!

and

2. Our engineers are the best in the business- who deal with towers, computers, radio waves and tons of technologically complicated equipment. And so now Im supposed to go to them because Lyle The Germophobe kicks the toilet handle so he doesn't get his hands dirty????? HILARIOUS!!!

Send me your stupid workplace memos and signs- and we'll make a gallery of em on our site here! Send them to greg@morningbuzz.com

Click Here To See the Pictures!

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