When you get to be around my still relatively young age, a disturbing phenomenon begins to take over your Facebook news feed—it's suddenly clogged with baby pictures. Ultrasounds, soft-focus photos of kids rolling around in a field, stupid pictures of "little Tommy's first shoes!" What used to be my tool to see hot girls' Spring Break shots has now become a place for new parents to force-feed their dumb new offspring down my throat.
Friends, I have found the answer.
It's called Unbaby.me, and it's the best thing to hit the Internet since Facebook itself. Download the extension to Google Chrome, and it replaces any baby pictures that have sullied your Facebook feed with randomly generated photos from the Instagram feed of your choice.